April 30

I can’t see him at the moment. He went up to the Green and also complained that he had lost four playing cards. He found one so is now only missing three.

I offered to let him grope my girlfriend but he declined. I think our relationship has hit a wall. I can’t seem to find a way to get closer to him. I will keep trying.

Tommy told me a secret today. I promised I wouldn’t tell anyone, so I wont.

April 29

Tommy turned his coat around today. He gave his beard a +1!

He was happy to see me. He tried to hide the joy by getting me to help with his maths but he’s a clever boy so I could tell he was just doing it to get me close to him.

His hair smelt nice. Like how childhood feels.

He admitted that he had seen his mum naked. I’m not sure what to think about that.

Now he’s bragging about jumping over a vault. I don’t see how he could, they’re buried under the ground. In that case, it could be quite easy. Perry thinks he’s gay because he does gym. I don’t think that’s what makes him gay. I think Perry is just jealous because he’s too short to climb on to most of the things Tommy can jump over.

He sat still for an hour listening to Ricky Gervais and Robin Ince. I did too. My bum hurt after 30 minutes. His probably hurt a lot too. He ate a cake, scooping icing out with his fingers. He sat there giggling with crumbs around his mouth and sticky fingers, swigging milk from a bottle.

He went up to the green today. I think he probably stood outside the sewing shop and wondered if he could make a new duvet cover for his friends to share with him. I don’t know what his sewing is like but he wears nice shoes.

On a sidenote, Chloe has expressed an interest in being Tommy. Suggestions include:

“perhaps if I cut my hair, chop off my breasts?”

I think it’s a bad plan.

April 28

Wasn’t at college today so I didn’t see him. I imagine he probably missed me. When he wasn’t pining for my companionship, he probably looked at some webcomics, shouted “John, come see this!” then fought to hide a tear as he remembered my absence.

He might have made card towers instead.

He used to do back flips but he hasn’t done one in a while. He might be getting fat.