Being ‘personated

July 25, 2008

Tommy is being impersonated. You heard me right. Or read. I suppose read would have been the better first option. Screenreaders are less popular than straight forward browsing.

Anyway, Tommy is being impersonated. A fake Facebook account has been created, suggesting that the original account had been taken over and should be removed. However, investigations performed by his many allies has uncovered the truth. The True Tommy is the Original Tommy. The new account is a sham and should be forgotten.

Evidence suggests the perpetrator is a ‘James Prince’, a notorious cock. So, as an attempt to dish out some retribution, I propose the Jams-Prams-Rehab-Fams!

The Jams-Prams-Rehab-Fams

For only £2 you can help change a life. James Prince needs more than this small town can offer him. For only £2 you can help him achieve his dream.

  • If 20 people donate, we will use your £40 to buy him a ticket to Pedophile Land
  • If 200 people donate, we will use your £400 to buy him a ticket to Pedophile Land and a fresh new School Boy outfit to make him the Belle of the Ball.
  • If 2000 people donate, we will use your £4000 to buy him a ticket to Pedophile Land, a fresh new School Boy outfit and all the Vaseline, Moisturising Cream and Rohypnol he could ever want.
Please people, if we can find 20 people, we may never need to worry about James Prince getting stuck in this small town ever again. We need not worry about him getting stuck anywhere ever again. He would never leave Pedophile Land.

New bit

July 24, 2008

Forgot to mention earlier, but I will also be putting up extracts from TJF’s screenplay as and when I manage to obtain them.

Relaunch

July 24, 2008

The Tommy blog will attempt to resume with semi-frequent updates. The diary will no longer occur regularly as the main aspect, instead there will be diary posts for important events but the rest of the blog will hopefully include various articles on aspects of his life and personality. Let’s see how much we can freak him out!

Yay For Tommy Luff!

May 7, 2008

The blog has a new Number 1 Tag!

In the past 2 days, a whopping 4 people have visited from the tag… PUSSY!

Congratulations Tommy, when viewed with the previous most popular, your diary is mostly read by perverts!